{"product_id":"kiss-cut-stickers","title":"Retired From Everybody's Bullshit Kiss-Cut Vinyl Sticker | Funny Waterproof-Style Laptop Sticker | Gen X Women's Sticker | Pretty Powerful Proactive","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"482\"\u003eSome people retire from work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"484\" data-end=\"529\"\u003eSome people retire from everybody's bullshit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"531\" data-end=\"727\"\u003eThis bold \u003cstrong data-start=\"541\" data-end=\"580\"\u003e\"Retired From Everybody's Bullshit\"\u003c\/strong\u003e kiss-cut vinyl sticker was made for women who finally stopped apologizing, started protecting their peace, and aren't interested in drama anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"729\" data-end=\"908\"\u003eStick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, notebook, Kindle case, mirror, journal, or anywhere you want a daily reminder that your energy is no longer 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