{"product_id":"retired-everybodys-bullshit-fleece-blanket-sassy-retirement-saying","title":"Funny Sherpa Fleece Blanket for Women | Retired From Everybody's Bullshit™ | Cozy Throw Blanket | Self-Care Gift | Pretty Powerful Proactive","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e80.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eThickness, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e0.39\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e0.39\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-section-id=\"1jgn1gn\" data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"453\"\u003eWrap yourself in peace.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"483\"\u003eSome blankets keep you warm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"485\" data-end=\"515\"\u003eThis one protects your energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"856\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"521\" data-end=\"574\"\u003eRetired From Everybody's Bullshit™ Sherpa Blanket\u003c\/strong\u003e was created for women who've finally chosen themselves. Whether you're curled up with a good book, watching your favorite show, enjoying coffee on a rainy morning, or recovering from another day of adulting, this blanket is your official permission slip to leave the drama outside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"863\"\u003eSoft.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"875\"\u003eLuxurious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"877\" data-end=\"899\"\u003eCompletely unbothered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"901\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eBecause peace feels even better wrapped in sherpa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-section-id=\"ks13h4\" data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"1018\"\u003eThe softest thing in your life... should be your blanket.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1020\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003eYou've spent years...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003eHolding everything 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data-end=\"1552\"\u003e✔ Birthday gifts for women\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e✔ Self-care Sundays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003e✔ Women starting over\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1598\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003e✔ Empty nest celebrations\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1625\" data-end=\"1638\"\u003e✔ Gen X women\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1640\" data-end=\"1643\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"736h55\" data-start=\"1645\" data-end=\"1664\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1666\" data-end=\"1700\"\u003e✔ Ultra-soft premium Sherpa fleece\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1702\" data-end=\"1729\"\u003e✔ Thick, heavyweight warmth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1731\" data-end=\"1761\"\u003e✔ Plush polyester construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1763\" data-end=\"1796\"\u003e✔ Vibrant, fade-resistant artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp 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data-end=\"2350\"\u003eBecause healing looks different when you're comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"2378\" data-end=\"2700\"\u003efunny blanket for women, sherpa fleece blanket, cozy throw blanket, funny retirement gift, self care gifts for women, couch blanket, reading blanket, funny gifts for women, women empowerment gifts, Gen X gifts, soft throw blanket, bedroom blanket, funny home decor, gifts for women starting over, Pretty Powerful Proactive\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: 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