{"product_id":"retired-everybodys-bullshit-wine-glass-12oz-stemmed-glass","title":"Funny Wine Glass for Women | Retired From Everybody's Bullshit™ | Retirement Gift | Girls Night Wine Glass | Pretty Powerful Proactive","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-section-id=\"1djhftg\" data-start=\"406\" data-end=\"452\"\u003eSome women age. Others run out of patience.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"483\"\u003eThis is for the second group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"485\" data-end=\"806\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"489\" data-end=\"538\"\u003eRetired From Everybody's Bullshit™ Wine Glass\u003c\/strong\u003e is for women who've earned the right to protect their peace. 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