{"product_id":"retired-from-everybodys-bullshit-weekender-bag-beach-swag-1","title":"Funny Weekender Bag for Women | Retired From Everybody's Bullshit™ Beach Tote | Large Travel Bag | Pretty Powerful Proactive","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-section-id=\"qyrisq\" data-start=\"394\" data-end=\"437\"\u003ePack your peace. Leave the drama behind.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"796\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"495\"\u003eRetired From Everybody's Bullshit™ Weekender Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e was made for women who have officially clocked out of people-pleasing. 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