Retired From Everybody's Bullshit Weekender Bag | Beach Swag
Retired From Everybody's Bullshit Weekender Bag | Beach Swag
| 24" × 13" | |
|---|---|
| Length, in | 24.02 |
| Height, in | 12.99 |
| Width, in | 5.51 |
| Handle height, in | 11.42 |
Salted air, sun-warmed boards, and the kind of slow afternoon that doesn’t answer to anyone—this weekender bag carries that refusal. It’s roomy and relaxed, the kind of duffel you grab when you’re leaving your inbox behind and heading for the coast or a cabin with bad Wi‑Fi. The rope handles sit easily on your shoulder while the cream-lined interior keeps sand and sunscreen stains from feeling like defeat. The brass-colored grommets and sturdy T-bottom give it a lived-in, seaside energy that matches the ‘retired from everybody’s bullshit’ attitude printed on the outside. Bring it to beach weekends, last‑minute road trips, or weekend escapes where the vibe matters more than the plan. Product features - Durable 100% spun polyester exterior resists wrinkles - 27" cream cotton rope handles with gold-color metal grommets - Spacious one-size design: 24" x 13" with T-bottom for structure - Cream sheeting interior lining (50% cotton / 50% polyester) for easy packing - Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; size tolerance ±0.75\" Care instructions - Before cleaning the bag, remove all the items from the bag. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Before cleaning the bag, remove all the items from the bag. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.