Retired From Everybody's Bullshit Sherpa Fleece Blanket | Funny Cozy Throw
30" × 40"
$44.95
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$44.95
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This sherpa fleece blanket speaks in a language of blunt comfort. It wraps around you like a warm, unapologetic hug after a long day of dealing with nonsense. The plush sherpa reverse cushions your shoulders as you sink into the couch, and the soft, velvety face carries the bold printed message without sacrificing cozy texture. It’s thick enough to fend off a late-night chill and light enough to toss over your lap when you’re bingeing shows, reading by lamplight, or retreating to your favorite corner after an exhausting week. The hemmed edges keep it looking tidy wash after wash, and the durable polyester holds its loft so the blanket keeps giving that soft, lived-in feel. Sized to fit different lounging needs and compliant with safety standards, this blanket feels like permission to clock out and enjoy a quiet, no-nonsense evening at home.
Product features
- Hemmed edges for durability
- Plush sherpa backside for extra warmth
- 100% polyester, 3mm thick for a supremely soft feel
- Available in three sizes with one-sided print
- Meets safety and chemical compliance standards
Care instructions
- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.
Retired From Everybody's Bullshit Sherpa Fleece Blanket | Funny Cozy Throw
$44.95
Sale price
$44.95
Regular price