Funny Weekender Bag for Women | Retired From Everybody's Bullshit™ Beach Tote | Large Travel Bag | Pretty Powerful Proactive
Funny Weekender Bag for Women | Retired From Everybody's Bullshit™ Beach Tote | Large Travel Bag | Pretty Powerful Proactive
Pack your peace. Leave the drama behind.
The Retired From Everybody's Bullshit™ Weekender Bag was made for women who have officially clocked out of people-pleasing. Whether you're heading to the beach, escaping for a girls' weekend, taking a road trip, or simply refusing to carry everyone else's emotional baggage anymore, this oversized travel tote makes a statement before you even unzip it.
Designed exclusively by Pretty Powerful Proactive™, this large weekender bag combines humor, confidence, and everyday function in one unforgettable piece.
Because the best trips begin when you stop carrying everyone else.
There comes a point in life when you stop explaining yourself.
You stop answering every text.
You stop fixing everyone's problems.
You stop apologizing for protecting your peace.
This bag isn't just for packing clothes.
It's for packing confidence.
Throw in your favorite hoodie, a bottle of wine, your journal, and disappear for a weekend that belongs entirely to you.
Because peace travels light.
Perfect For
✔ Beach vacations
✔ Weekend getaways
✔ Road trips
✔ Girls' weekends
✔ Cruise vacations
✔ Carry-on travel bag
✔ Gym bag
✔ Pool days
✔ Overnight stays
✔ Cabin weekends
✔ Divorce celebrations
✔ Retirement gifts
✔ Self-care weekends
✔ Women starting over
Product Features
✔ Oversized 24" x 13" design
✔ Durable wrinkle-resistant polyester exterior
✔ Thick nautical cotton rope handles
✔ Reinforced gold-tone grommets
✔ Structured T-bottom for extra room
✔ Cream interior lining
✔ Lightweight yet roomy
✔ Exclusive Pretty Powerful Proactive™ artwork
Care
• Spot clean as needed
• Pretreat stains before washing
• Hand wash with mild detergent
• Air dry
Part of the Pretty Powerful Proactive™ Collection
Complete your "Retired From Everybody's Bullshit™" collection with the matching:
• Wine Glass
• Stemless Wine Glass
• Soy Candle
• Glass Cutting Board
• Racerback Tank
• Mouse Pad
• Wrapping Paper
• Luxury Blanket
Because protecting your peace isn't just a mindset...
It's becoming a lifestyle.
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| 24" × 13" | |
|---|---|
| Length, in | 24.02 |
| Height, in | 12.99 |
| Width, in | 5.51 |
| Handle height, in | 11.42 |
| 24" × 13" | |
|---|---|
| Length, in | 24.02 |
| Height, in | 12.99 |
| Width, in | 5.51 |
| Handle height, in | 11.42 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Before cleaning the bag, remove all the items from the bag. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.